Showing posts with label film. Show all posts
Showing posts with label film. Show all posts

Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Ditto: The 10 Lamest Romantic Lines in Cinematic History

In honor of Valentines Day I deciding to make a list of love. Well... kind of.

10)


THE MOVIE: Pretty Woman (1990)
THE SCENE: She walked off the streets and into our hearts. And when showing how deep a Hooker can go (ahem) Julia Roberts tells a story that is in no way a microcosm for this entire diatribe of a movie. Nope. Not at all.
THE LINE:  Richard Gere "So what happens after he climbs up and rescues her?"
Julia Roberts "She rescues him right back.

9)


THE MOVIE: Ghost (1990)
THE SCENE: In what was really no more than a plot device that would make even Nicholas Sparks shudder we get this repeated phrase that somewhere some 35 year old man is repeating to his wife tonight thinking he is clever. 
THE LINE:  Demi Moore: "I love you." Patrick Swayze: "Ditto."


8)


THE MOVIE: Hope Floats (1998)
THE SCENE: Harry Connick Jr takes time away from shitty cameos for CSI-NCIS-FBI-Chattanooga to step in and deliver this dandy to a single mother who recently was embarrassed on a nation-wide talk show. 
THE LINE:  “Dancing is just a conversation between two people. Talk to me."


7) 


THE MOVIEEver After (1998) 
THE SCENE:  The context here might even be worse than the line. So, Drew Barrymore in some bastardized version of Cinderella is trying to explain to, of all people, Leonardo da Vinci why her romance is impossible.
THE LINE: ”A bird may love a fish, signore, but where will they live?”  


6) 


THE MOVIE: City of Angels (1998)
THE SCENE: Meg Ryan waxes poetic as she’s lying in bed presumably mid-thrust with her lover-boy Alien, I mean Angel, "Seth" who's now become human.
THE LINE: ”We were made to fit together.” 


5), 4) and 3)


THE MOVIE(s): The Twilight Saga (2008 -12)
THE SCENE(s): I have no idea.  And I hope to keep it that way. I can only assume that Edward is mad that the sale at "Claire's" has ended and he will have to buy the expensive glitter now but wants his beloved Bella to know that despite these hard economic times he still wants to give her a mutant baby. 
THE LINE(s): "Isabella Swan, I promise to love you every moment of forever." 
&
 "I've never wanted a human's blood so much before." 
&
"You're like my own personal brand of heroine." 


2)

THE MOVIEChronicles of Riddick  (2004)
THE SCENE: Vin Diesel is all of his steaming glory (literally, he emits steam in this flick) flicks one liners like he is Rodney Dangerfield and is somehow seen early in the film with Dame Judie Dench, who must have had some contractual obligation, and is clearly over-matched.
THE LINE"It's been a long time since I smelled beautiful." 


1)

THE MOVIEStar Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith (2005)
THE SCENE:  Natalie Portman professes her undying love in a way only George Lucas could have put it.
THE LINE: “Hold me like you did by the lake on Naboo.

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And as a bonus I leave you with THE most romantic line ever spoken in film:

Where are all the white women at? - Blazing Saddles


Sunday, January 22, 2012

Oscar Preview & Predictions Blog

So I won't be using this space to pick the winners, that will be reserved for a time further down the road when I have seen more of these films (I'm on a watching frenzy currently trying to catch-up). Instead this will be is a space to highlight what I believe will be nominated and then what I think *should* be nominated. All of which in no particular order.


Documentary and Foreign subjects are my current focus so more to come with those soon as well.


Simple enough. Lets begin:


Best Picture --
(Please note: The voting is different this year for Best Picture so there could be as few as 5 and as many as 10 nominees. I'll be picking ten just in case)

















Who I think will be nominated:
The Artist
The Help
The Descendants
The Tree of Life
Midnight in Paris
The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo
Moneyball
Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy
War Horse
Hugo


Who I think SHOULD be nominated:
Drive
Hugo
Win/Win
Midnight in Paris
50/50
Take Shelter
Moneyball
A Separation
Warrior
The Descendants


Best Director --



Will be nominated:
Michel Hazanavicius, The Artist
Alexander Payne, The Descendants
Martin Scorsese, Hugo
Tate Taylor, The Help
Terrence Malick, The Tree of Life

SHOULD be nominated:
Alexander Payne, The Descendants
Takashi Miike, 13 Assassins
Martin Scorsese, Hugo
Woody Allen, Midnight in Paris
Nicolas Winding Refn, Drive




Best Actor --




Will be nominated:
George Clooney, The Descendants
Jean Dujardin, The Artist
Brad Pitt, Moneyball
Gary Oldman, Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy
Leonardo diCaprio, J.Edgar


SHOULD be nominated:
Michael Fassbender, Shame
George Clooney, The Descendants
Michael Shannon, Take Shelter
Thomas Horn - Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close
Joseph Gordon-Levitt, 50/50


Best Actress --















Will be nominated:
Viola Davis, The Help
Michelle Williams, My Week With Marilyn
Meryl Streep, The Iron Lady
Tilda Swinton, We Need To Talk About Kevin
Rooney Mara, The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo

SHOULD be nominated:
Michelle Williams, My Week With Marilyn
Charlize Theron, Young Adult
Elizabeth Olsen, Martha Marcy May Marlene
Kirsten Dunst, Melancholia
Leila Hatami - A Separation


Best Supporting Actor --
















Will be nominated:
Christopher Plummer, Beginners
Kenneth Branagh, My Week With Marilyn
Jonah Hill, Moneyball
Patton Oswalt, Young Adult
Viggo Mortensen, A Dangerous Method


SHOULD be nominated:
Albert Brooks, Drive
Nick Nolte, Warrior
Christopher Plummer, Beginners
Ben Kingsley, Hugo
Max Von Sydow, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close


Best Supporting Actress --




Will be nominated:
Octavia Spencer, The Help
Bérénice Bejo, The Artist
Jessica Chastain, The Help
Shailene Woodley, The Descendants
Janet McTeer, Albert Nobbs


SHOULD be nominated:
Jessica Chastain, Take Shelter
Carey Mulligan, Shame
Elle Fanning - Super 8
Shailene Woodley, The Descendants
Chloe Moretz - Hugo


Best Original Screenplay --


















Will be nominated:
Woody Allen, Midnight in Paris
Michel Hazanavicius, The Artist
Kristen Wiig & Annie Mumulo, Bridesmaids
Will Reiser, 50/50
Mike Mills, Beginners


SHOULD be nominated:
Woody Allen, Midnight in Paris
Tom McCarthy and Joe Tibani, Win Win
Asghar Farhadi, A Separation
Ben Ripley, Source Code
Will Reiser, 50/50


Best Cinematography -- 
















Will be nominated:
Guillaume Schiffman, The Artist
Emmanuel Lubezki , The Tree of Life
Robert Richardson, Hugo
Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy
Janusz Kaminski, War Horse


SHOULD be nominated
Emmanuel Lubezki, The Tree of Life
Robert Richardson, Hugo
Manuel Alberto Claro and Lars Von Trier, Melancholia
Newton Thomas Sigel, Drive
Sean Bobbitt, Shame


Note: I have yet to see "Warhorse" but I hear this will easily make my list but this is not an easy 5 to crack here so that remains to be seen.

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Top 10 Horror Films to prepare for Halloween that are currently available on Netflix Streaming

-in no particular order-

The Exorcist
 
Still creepy multiple decades later and the one film that the Baby Boomer generation regularly calls the scariest film of all time. It affected people in theaters all those years ago and still packs a pretty tight and well-paced story for the younger horror fans today. It’s a classic for a reason. Skip the edited version on AMC and check out the original un-cut masterpiece on Netflix instead. It also features a much better version of the "creepy stairs walk" that has been copied in films like The Grudge/Ju-On more recently


Trick ‘r Treat

This was the first movie I centered on when making this list. A wonderful vignette of 4 interwoven stories all taking place on Halloween night that gradually builds to a rather interesting ending. It’s a fun homage to the Horror genre that nicely walks the line between camp and genuine fright.


The Howling

I’d love to recommend Silver Bullet here but alas it is not available. The Howling is actually an edgier and gorier option but doesn’t have the camp in the Bullet Bite. If you want a good old-school Werewolf flick with some decent kills and special effects this is your choice.


Them (Ills)
 
A riveting home invasion story with a twist. The French are the clear Horror winners of the decade and this is one of their gems. Not a gore fest like High Tension or Inside but just as creepy. Think ‘The Strangers’ with more atmospheric scares.
http://movies.netflix.com/Movie/Them/70075470


Lake Mungo
 
Another top 25 for my decade list that centers around a ghost story told in a way you might not expect. This is a little gem that not many may have found but is well worth your time. 


Night of the Living Dead

The film that literally invented the Zombie we all know and love today and effectively changed the horror genre as a result.  Parents used to drop their kids off to watch classic horror films on Saturday afternoons where no one really got scared. That all changed with George A Romero. Still relevant and the political undertones speak just as loudly today. 


Ghoulies
80’s B-Movie camp at it’s best. I used to watch this over and over as a kid. Wonderful camp and just a damn good time all around. On a related note I *really* want this poster in my bathroom. I think I’m going to make this happen


Session 9

Brad Anderson’s psychological mind bender gets better and better by the viewing. Not typical “horror” per se but definitely creepy and one that will keep you guessing. This made the top 15 on my decade list for a reason. It’s brilliant.


The Evil Dead
 
I did just tattoo this on my body. I’m guessing that means I think pretty highly of it. You just can’t go wrong with some classic Raimi that brings the casual and hardcore Horror fans together in something that is both funny and genuinely scary all in the same 90 minute punch.



The Awkward Double Bonus:

Santa Sangre
Not quite Horror in the traditional sense but just a mind bending fucked up bloody mess. One of my all-time favorites but I have to be in the mood for sure. If any of you partake any recreational activities during your horror viewings this would be the perfect fit.
http://movies.netflix.com/WiMovie/Santa_Sangre/70159609?trkid=4414868

Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer
Now this one might be a tougher for a few out there. Its graphic and displays the brutality in a very raw and uncensored format. With that in mind it really paved the way for some of the modern peeping tom style of Horror that is making its waves on the internet and if you find yourself intrigued by a Mockumentary like S&M Man than this is definitely your cup of tea. Which by the way is a creepy phrase to use in context here.

Monday, March 8, 2010

Fix You: The Top Documentaries of the Decade

In attempting to make some massive overall best of the decade film list I quickly learned that my OCD self just wasn't having it. Trying to decide how films like Wall-E, Bourne Ultimatum and 28 Days Later compare was/is near to impossible for me. So... What I have now decided to do was to break these down into a few essential categories (Horror, Action, Romantic etc) which will then accumulate with a top 25 or so best of the best finish.

To begin I am starting with one of my favorite and unfortunately also most overlooked genres in the industry. The Documentary has evolved over the years into something not only informative and thought provoking but also entertaining. The days of boring point and shoot docs with only talking heads of the 70's are long gone with real story tellers at the top of their craft now showcased. Sadly though chances are a large number of you haven't had a chance to catch most of these but take a minute, check out the trailer(s) and add a few of these to your NetFlix Queue. I promise you won't regret it.

So, what are the top Documentaries of the last ten years? Let's see:

15) Lake of Fire

Tackling the subject of Abortion is of course not an easy task for any filmmaker to do but what makes Lake of Fire so great is the way in which the questions are asked. Yes, there is a slant (as there is with ANY Doc) but they at least are putting something out there. Plus the ability to listen to Noam Chomsky try and rationalize the abortion debate is worth the viewing in and of itself.
Trailerhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-b6h0lsiQcw

14) Food, Inc.

One of the common points of a documentary is to inform and empower people about a subject that they may not know too much about. On that basis alone this film succeeds and then some. This journey into the ugly and now fattened under belly of the American Foods industry is both scary and at times down right sad. The Food laws alone here should be enough to incite a riot. In the end this doc may not change that much but it is something everyone should see.


13) Sicko

Michael Moore is an entertainer first and a fact checking Filmmaker second. But don't let this sway you because when he gets it right (see Roger & Me) he REALLY get's it right. A film that minus one small scene was actually very even handed it showed us just how "sick" this healthcare debate is. Moore's unique editing and story telling was in rare form here as he brings us from anger to tears seamlessly. A Sad film that given our current political climate is a very good watch for those on the fence in healthcare reform.

Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BJyyyRYbSk

12) Anvil! The Story of Anvil

A crazy but uplifting story about the Band that never could. 30 years, a dozen albums later, and they are still trying to make it desperately hanging on to that brief 15 minutes of fame they had in the early 80's . Knowing that this is all real is the true kicker as you find yourself rooting for these guys all while scratching your head at their every move. One of the funniest documentaries in years and if you are paying attention is actually pretty moving too.The lead singer here "Lips" is the real star and so damn endearing that you can't help but catch on to his far fetched optimism. The 5th band to the "Big 4 of Thrash Metal" (Slayer, Metallica, Megadeath & Anthrax) this is something all music lovers need to see.


11) The Devil and Daniel Johnston

Speaking of music lovers this is a heartbreaking, yet strangely uplifting and inspirational, exploration of the fine line between genius and madness. Daniel Johnston is regarded by many as a musical genius but that aforementioned line isn't toed gracefully as the mental illness that controls him takes him through a dark path of creativity and depression. Artists across the world loved this man and to see the literal madness at work is an amazing achievement in film-making.
Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJZOe65eA4Y

10) Super Size Me

Probably the most famous documentary in years Morgan Spurlock lived his film taking his body to unbelievable lengths and unsettling an active legal team over at McDonalds. We all know that this food "isn't good for you" but this breaks it down to the scary little morsels that in end despite some slight embellishments was still frightening. Unlike so many other Docs that preach a message only to be sadly forgotten later this actually changed the McDonalds (and subsequently numerous other fast food chains) menu and on that merit alone it deserves special credit here.
Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1Lkyb6SU5U


9) Man on Wire

All of us have dreams, some more "mainstream" than others. For Phillipe Petit this dream was to tight rope walk in between the twin towers in NY. In what may seem like a simple concept the real execution of the film here is the crazy lengths at which they went to pull this off. In what feels like a real life heist film this is a riveting documentary that details what has been tabbed as the Great Artistic Crime of the Century.

8) Enron: The Smartest Guys in the Room

The Enron scandal is so much more than simply money laundering and bad books. These people are pure evil. This absolutely riveting documentary takes you into those practices and unearths just how slimy these men really were. It's crazy to think how things like the California power outages of the early 2000's were actually started ON PURPOSE in an attempt to increase profits and run up power bills. These men were dirty crooks who would do ANYTHING for a dollar but sadly were also masters at hiding it for so many years. Prepare to be pissed off for a good day or two after watching this.

7) Young at Heart

Ugh. I get teary eyed just thinking about this one. In one of the more uplifting documentaries movies I have ever seen we meet a traveling music group comprised of 22 senior citizens whose average age is 80 that cover classics from the Clash, the Ramones and more. In what could be just a tongue in cheek look at a gimmick we learn so much about these beautiful people and how important this is to their lives. The closing number of "Fix You" by Coldplay is one the most moving moments captured on film all decade and if it doesn't pull at your heart strings you are dead inside. Beautiful people and a beautiful film that makes you appreciate life and the journey we are all undertaking.

6) Capturing the Freidman’s

In 1980's NY s a small community was rocked when schoolteacher and father of 3 Albert Friedman was charged with Child Pornography. Controversy immediately came to the forefront as the stories started to not add up and the Freidman's family was torn apart. What makes this documentary unique though is that remarkably enough, in the midst of these crises , the Friedmans continued to take part in one of their favorite pastimes -- shooting home videos of their lives, offering a fly-on-the-wall look at a family struggling (and often failing) to hold themselves together in the wake of unthinkable accusations. A lot is left for the viewer to decipher here but this fascinating look into a family that made all the news at the time is as unique of a film as I have ever seen.

Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R10VjJgx1dU

5) Grizzly Man

Timothy Treadwell was a self-styled authority on bears who would spend as much time as possible each year in Alaska camping out near a grizzly bear habitat. While Treadwell claimed to love the bears and felt as one with them, he had no formal training in their behavior. To many, Treadwell seemed part man of nature, part conjurer, and part self-promotion expert, but the part that guided his kinship with the bears failed him in 2003, when he and his girlfriend were killed in a grizzly attack. Treadwell shot hundreds of hours of footage of himself and the grizzlies, and reclaimed filmmaker Warner Herzog has used this footage as the core of Grizzly Man, a haunting look at Treadwell's life and death.

4) Jesus Camp

I haven't been this scared of little kids since Child's Play. Militant would be an understatement as the term "indoctrinate" should be reserved for this scenario and this only. An absolutely frightening but more importantly eye opening journey into a young children's Bible camp leaves a sour taste in your mouth as you see what is being "preached" and practiced by our youth today. Political undertones that eerily resonate through every frame this is a film that can be just as scary as any horror film out today.

Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URUOSXJrx8c

3) Taxi to the Dark Side

The term "torture" is not a semantic argument. Period. A film that will sit with you for days after; this is a poignant and haunting story about the modern day internment camps known affectionately as Gitmo and Abu Graib. Regardless of political affiliation this is an even handed and detailed story of the soldiers who were ordered to carry out and the men who withstood the brutal abuse in one of the darkest times in recent US history. Watch, listen and understand what REALLY went on in these camps and then ask yourself the same question that hired attorneys said on behalf of our political leaders: Do we torture? This isn't easy to watch but I urge everyone to seek it out as it is a film that I will soon never forget.

2) Deliver us From Evil

If other documentaries like Enron, Sicko and Taxi to the Dark side got you angry then take a deep breath because this one may make you sick to your stomach. Unravel the history of Catholic Priest Oliver O'Grady as he (in his own words even) details the lurid sexual affairs he had with numerous young children in the 70's and 80's. That concept alone is unsettling enough but this unbelievable film attempts to reunite this man with his victims and their families in order to "make amends" (if they so wish). This is one of the more haunting films I have EVER seen and breaks your heart so many times over as you learn about the cover-up from the highest powers, as you see the torment it caused so many families and in this process gave us the newest face of evil in film today. Hannibal Lector was never this frightening and worse yet he never had the Catholic church covering up his tracks and paying his bills. Prepare to be pissed.

Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scW90Q6Z_OM

1) King of Kong

Never has a documentary made me so emotionally invested in a man's journey before. In what is both hilarious, ridiculous and sometimes down right evil we get the story of the nice guy who truly does always finish last. The concept may seem funny (attempting to break the all time high score in Donkey Kong) but the journey this man takes and the rivalry that ignites all to be captured on film is movie making gold. In what should be so simple in scope we get something so rewarding and characters so rich you almost feel like it was scripted. Billy Mitchell becomes almost like a comic book level villain who along with so many others takes his stature as the king of gamers FAR too seriously. You will laugh, you will cry and unlike other times that cliche is uttered it is 100% true here. A pop culture phenomenon has been born and I am so glad a camera crew was around to capture it.

Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMJZ-_bJKdI

Carl & Ellie: The Top Films of 2009

OK, to start off my lil' blog here I am going to begin posting some old lists that I made from facebook just so everything is consolidated. The first of which will be my top films of 09. Yep.

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As a former film student and Rob Gordon/Flemming apologist I struggled to put together this year's list more than ever. 2009 really was just an interesting year for film.

While there wasn't one breakthrough, hands down, top film there was a very nice list of solid flicks that absolutely deserve their credit. We saw some standout directors deliver (Quentin Tarantino, Wes Anderson, Ivan Reitman, Ramin Bahrami) but also some others falter (Michael Mann, Peter Jackson, Woody Allen). We saw the Blockbuster record books re-written and for good measure. Pixar raised their game and tackled subjects never before seen in their history; documentaries saw a well deserved upswing and the Horror Genre had as well rounded a year as any.

So yes, this may not have been another 07' where any of the top five films of that year would have been #1 here but there is some definite staying power with the differences between #1 and #20 minimal and all deserving to stand on their own merit.

SO...Let's recap with my Top 20, err 21 of 2009:


21) Anvil!: The Story of Anvil



So yes, this was just tacked on to my list here but for good reason. A crazy but uplifting story about the Band that never could. 30 years, a dozen albums later, and they are still trying to make it desperately hanging on to that brief 15 minutes of fame they had in the early 80's . Knowing that this is all real is the true kicker as you find yourself rooting for these guys all while scratching your head at their every move. One of the funniest documentaries in years and if you are paying attention is actually pretty moving too.The lead singer here "Lips" is the real star and so damn endearing that you can't help but catch on to his far fetched optimism. The 5th band to the "Big 4 of Thrash Metal" (Slayer, Metallica, Megadeath & Anthrax) this is something all music lovers need to see.

Come to think of it... I really think that #21 overall might be too low here but I'm too lazy to change this now.

Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FF4H8lB2Y_o


20) Where the Wild Things Are



No film (other than maybe Avatar) has caused more of a rift between critics. There are those who loathe every second of this and others who have called it their film of the year. I lean towards the latter but hesitantly. There are those moments when I was completely entranced but others where it seemed to drag. I am eagerly awaiting a second viewing because I have a feeling this could drastically affect my thoughts here.

Tasty Clip:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jr6vSC114PE

I am also adding the trailer since it was my favorite of the year: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFk7kYa_i0s


19) Star Trek


I HATE anything and everything Star Trek that is not related to the "Wrath of Khan" and that is mainly because of fond memories as a child. For years the only good thing to come from this franchise was the documentary "Trekkies". That was until JJ Abrams came around. I don't care how different certain characters are or what different path the story took this movie was an absolute blast and was a perfect example of what a "reboot" action film should be.

Tasty Clip: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajaZxfwzBg8


18) House of the Devil


This is what Rob Zombie meant to do. I love the concept of making a throwback film. Something that shows an unbelievable respect to the genre and makes you feel as though you are living through that time period all over again. Director Ti West gets this and then some. If you were to pass by this late night on HBO you'd swear it was made in 1983 (watch the trailer to see what I mean). Everything is pitch perfect here with a palpable tension that builds from the first scene. I won't recommend this to everyone but if you are a horror purist this is your film. Polanski and DePalma would be so proud.

Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHvSkTDWFfk


17) Sugar


When you call this a "sports movie" you are doing it a disservice. Now don't get me wrong I still am a sucker for a good sports flick but they are the romantic comedies for men. The same tired plot points and predictable endings. Sports cliches - Meet 'Sugar' and more importantly meet the REAL best sports film of 2009 ('The Blindside' can't hold a candle to this). Writer/Directors Ryan Fleck and Ann Bowen (Half Nelson) now have a dedicated viewer for whatever comes next.

Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lO8CoIO8ASw


16) Adventureland


This feels like the THQ marketing team headed this gem up. Horribly spun as a new "Superbad" this film got lost in the shuffle for all the wrong reasons. A true slice of life that was both refreshing and genuine you can relate to the characters here that have more depth than most first realize. Ignore the trailer, ignore that the chick from Twilight is in it and just give this funny *DRAMA* a chance. It was even better on a second viewing too.

Tasty Clip: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LZmysUhUjk


15) Food, Inc.


One of the common points of a documentary is to inform and empower people about a subject that they may not know too much about. On that basis alone this film succeeds and then some. This journey into the ugly and now fattened under belly of the American Foods industry is both scary and at times down right sad. The Food laws alone here should be enough to incite a riot. In the end this doc may not change that much but it is something everyone should see.

Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eKYyD14d_0


14) Drag me to Hell


Welcome back Mr. Sam Raimi. Emo Spidey aside I have always LOVED this man for bringing to me one of the greatest Horror trilogies of all time (Evil Dead). What worked so well there was Sam's unbelievable ability to make a film truly scary while also funny. The Horror Comedy has been tried by others and has failed but Sam has this uncanny way of balancing it so perfectly. This was such a breath of fresh old crazy witch doctor woman air that that I, and the genre, had been sorely missing.

Tasty Clip: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wn6u0WSraqc


13) An Education


Ladies and gentlemen we have a star. Miss Carey Mulligan gave the best performance by an Actress in 2009. This is not even worth discussing. Combined with this breakthrough role was a clever script from re-known Author Nick Hornby (High Fidelity, Songbook) which took a story that had been done but with a fresh and witty feel to it that is hard to really describe. Yes, there are elements that are predictable but the journey to get there is both refreshing and moving. The period alone (1960's London) was a character within herself that really brought some unique story elements to their awkward but at times beautiful relationship.

Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXJPX0XvsHs


12) Avatar


Say what you will about the story or stupid political undertones but this to me is what going to the movies is all about: An escape. I didn't know much about the story going in (deliberately) and I think that helped as I become completely immersed into this fascinating new world. Yes, the "plot" had been written before but the environment, the characters, the creatures had not. I am THE last person to care about special effects in a movie but this took it to a whole different level with me. I had a blast. And for that reason alone this makes my list.

Tasty Clip: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYPPyaqyTRc


11) In the Loop


This is like Wag the Dog...but better. And yes, I know what that must mean. Political satire at it's best you find yourself laughing hysterically while becoming so frustrated at the process and decision making it almost makes it uneasy at times (i.e. The Larry David effect). Razor sharp in it's pacing, acting and wit this is a comedy that keeps your mind going 100 MPH. Peter Capaldi is pitch perfect as the foul mouthed Communications Director for the British Prime Minister who steals every scene he is in. The best true comedy of the year and if you enjoy British Humor and/or Political comedies this is the film for you.

Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQrqMkCuHqA


10) Precious


I somehow saw this with my mother when home last Christmas. Learn from my mistake here: Do not take your Christian, conservative mother to a movie about rape. Words to live by right there. Look, this is not an easy viewing but WOW is it powerful. You get thrown in to a world with no gloss, nothing held back and you can see what a tough life is really all about. Amazing performances abound in one of the more heartbreaking films of the year.

Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5FYahzVU44


9) Moon


Why hello old school sci-fi, where have you been all these years? You'd think that what essentially turns out to be a one man show that takes place almost entirely in one or two small rooms would be boring but that couldn't be further from the truth. Sam Rockwell is quickly moving up my man crush list with performances like this and single handedly made me hang on to every moment. You can feel the games being played in Mr. Rockwells head as the story takes an interesting turn that keeps him and the audience guessing. Why this one seems to have missed most critics top lists baffles me. Excellent film that hopefully reignites a struggling genre.

Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twuScTcDP_Q


8) Inglorious Basterds


Oh Quentin, I know that for some reason you seem to be getting more backlash these days but I honestly just don't understand it. You deliver each and EVERY time and find new and interesting ways to keep me at those theaters opening weekend. Hell you even made me tolerate Eli Roth for a bit which anyone that knows me is aware of such an accomplishment. Christopher Waltz is my pick for best supporting actor seamlessly switching between witty and frightening all while balancing Italian, German and English dialect. Great performance. Great film.

Tasty Clip: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIja0yValiE


7) Goodbye Solo


If you don't know who Ramin Bahrami is and you call yourself a film buff then you need to rethink your title. One of the brightest directors working today Ramin does so much with so little and with Goodbye Solo he has one of the most moving films of the year. So simple in concept but so rich in the details of the characters. Souleymane Sy Savane delivers one of the most charming performances of the year that takes you through the awkward early laughs and late woeful tears. Just a beautiful film on display by a VERY talented Director.

Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5IGC59Q9y8


6) Hurt Locker


The hype may be going a bit too high for this one (see Slumdog of 08' and No Country of 07') but just like the other two if you can see this without expecting a world burner you will have a damn good movie going experience on your hands. That being said the first hour of this may be the best 2009 has to offer. You can feel the tension building in what is one of the best and most unique looks at the Iraq war. Jeremy Renner is a long overdue star and while the second half may have lacked a third plot point it still delivers in what is an excellent all around film.

Tasty Clip: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bx6heoEOE8


5) Fantastic Mr Fox



Wes Anderson is amazing. Period. End of Story. This man continues to deliver and now in a medium I never would have expected. In what could also be very commercially appealing (if distributors tried here) Wes accomplishes something with a beautiful, poignant story that is both funny and charming just at the right times. Jason Schwratzman and Chris Anderson steal the show with their witty rivalry as Ash and Kristofferson and The Weasel (voiced by Wes himself) is one of the funniest characters of the year. I can't wait to watch this one again.

Tasty Clip: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XS2p7tf0B-8


4) Sin Nombre


The top foreign film of the year that haunts you for days and days after.This is a riveting piece that weaves together two heart-wrenching and gritty stories that would otherwise seem unrelated. It is beautifully and realistically photographed and provides true no-frills story telling. Foreign films always seem to be overlooked come Oscar time and by American audiences but I urge you to seek this one out. Produced by members involved with 'Y Tu Mama Tambien' and 'City of God' we get a new classic here that is both powerful and soulful. Just like some other classics this isn't an easy viewing and I wouldn't recommend it as a romantic movie night but please don't let that or the fact this is foreign deter you from catching it. This is a potential masterpiece and really is interchangeable with any of these top 3 films as the best of the year.

Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xy28rYE8NIw


3) UP


Do I really have to even explain myself here? Pixar are the Gods of the genre, we know this, but what they have done lately is just insane. UP tackles subjects that you'd never expect (miscarriage? absentee fathers?) and while it still manages to pull the family along for the ride you find yourself noticing more depth to the leads as the story progresses. To take a film about heartbreak and friendship and spin this as a family film that is effective AND funny is genius. The opening montage is in my mind the single greatest scene in Pixar's history (with respect to the Hello Dolly Wall-E scene). So beautiful on so many levels. It's not easy to make a grown man cry in an animated film but my heart strings could only take so much. Between this and Wall-E I find it hard to believe that it can get any better than this. <3

Tasty Clip: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsG2S_1PRnk


2) (500) Days of Summer


Romantic Comedies are probably the toughest genre to tackle. Everything seems to have been done before and then you find yourself struggling to do what your target audience may want and what you know wouldn't actually happen. Rarely does a film seem to understand this and give more credit to their audience and just like the great Romantic films before it (Annie Hall, Eternal Sunshine, Garden State) when you finally see this come together just right it can be a beautiful thing. I walked out of the theater of (500) Days blown away. I cared about the characters; I related to so many of the experiences; I felt the heartbreak; I understood the elation only to feel the 180 turn. Great performances (Joseph Gordon levitt was oscar worthy here), a witty script, an unbelievable soundtrack and two of the most beautiful scenes on film this year helped make this what may turn out to be my *favorite* film of the year. Girls seem to be mixed on the ending but just like the characters learned the truth is sometimes hard to swallow. 





Tasty Clip (of the year really, but warning there are spoilers here):
http://vimeo.com/7580722


Tasty Clip #2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2seAJsrtIbQ


1) Up in the Air

 

Again, picking a top film was not easy for me. The first time I saw this I knew I that I loved it but it was the second viewing that changed everything. In what could have been just another "good" romantic minded dramedy we get something so much more authentic and so unique. This films speaks to a generation of people that are dealing with our current economic situation in varying ways and does so with tact and care. It's heartbreaking, witty, deep and at times hilarious all without taking you out of the movie going experience. Clooney should win best Actor here (although he won't) and Jason Reitman has actually improved at each and every film. Which considering his resume is very impressive (Thank You for Smoking & Juno). This had opportunities to become predictable but right when you think the old cliche's are coming in Mr. Reitman pulls the rug out from under us. If you have recently been laid off or had to lay someone off this won't be easy but at the same time is necessary to see. It's an amazing film and to me the best there was in 2009.

Tasty Clip:http://www.rottentomatoes.com/dor/objects/14277197/up_in_the_air_2009/videos/upintheair_clip_101909.html

Tasty Clip #2: http://www.rottentomatoes.com/dor/objects/14277197/up_in_the_air_2009/videos/uita_3_112509.html


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Bonus Film Pick of the Year:

Friday the 13th


Guilty pleasure? Maybe so. But this to me might have actually been my favorite movie going experience of the year. First for the rare few of you that don't know I am a complete Friday the 13th apologist(nerd). You could name a kill scene and I could immediately tell you what movie it was from. I grew up on this which is now the most profitable Horror film franchise of all time. The first R movie I ever saw was Friday Part 7 and then proceeded to sneak into the theater one year later at 10 years old to see Part 8.

ANYWAY... The point is I know what this series is supposed to be about and although I was hesitant about this "reboot" they actually got it all right here:

Cars not starting at inconvenient times: Check
Gratuitous Sex: Check
Virgins: Check
Skinny Dipping: Check
Dumb Teens: Check
Drug Abuse: Check
Elaborate Kills: Check

See, these aren't necessarily cliches because this was the series that started all of this (with respect to a few other flicks to some degree). They took what I grew up with and simply made it modern. No outsmarting themselves. No clever twists. Just have Jason show up behind you when it's preposterous for him to have made it up the stairs that fast and stab you in the throat. Aaron is then Happy. And this made me happy and isn't that what a movie is all about? I heart you Jason Voorhies. And I LOVED this remake.

Tasty Clip: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uacrOVs5Xbc